Long post? Not me

If you want a long post, you will need to look somewhere else. I keep my posts short. I see, I have, no need to write long essays. I hate long, drawn-out essays about nothing special. I am not a professional writer. I am a nobody with a WordPress account. 

Read my words. Answer my questions, if I have any. Just do not ignore me. 

The reason my posts are short: I get bored easily. I am ADD. I am OCD. I am not easily offended, though. Say what you will. I do not care. 

Please read and understand. Can you help me? I would like to create a crowdfunding campaign for one or more of my ideas. I need a team to make this happen. Would you like to join my team? 

How to win at life!

I have found the solution! 

What was the problem, you ask? It is a conundrum and a dilemna to speak outrageously about the present. Be quiet to hear the roar of the past as it washes over you and slides into the next dimension. The alternate is inexscapable. I could continue. I should continue. I will continue. 

Solutions are found on the bottom of the pile. The pile is large and unforgiving. Give in to the pain and be well. 

That is all… for now…

One week remains

While I suppose I could reasonbly enter the podcast contest alone, with only a week to go, I really would rather enter as a duo. Alone, I am unsure of what to say, how to say it, and whether I am actually truly knowledgable about anything. As a member of a duo, we could, and would, bounce ideas and information between ourselves to proactively increase listernership. This is doable. Why are people ignoring me? I exist to help you. I exist to benefit you. Why is it so difficult for you to recognize my brillance?!

Letter to the community


Dear Editor,

I have noticed that our beautiful community of Dos Palos is in need of some help technology-wise, and I suggest we fix that. As a lifelong resident of Dos Palos, I fully realize that football and farming are the main ingredients that make our town what it is, but for those so inclined, there is not much to offer outside of those two things. Sure, we recently got roller derby, but, again, that is something that not everyone wants. I would implore our city leaders to consider options for those who are academically-minded. What would it take to get together and create a makerspace for people of all ages to share ideas and knowledge and help one-another?

What I envision is a common studio for people to join, to visit, for the purpose of spreading the wealth of knowledge and skills contained here in Dos Palos and beyond. For example, maybe a student is interested in creating robots and has an idea for building something cool. They could schedule time with a mentor with robotic knowledge to further their abilities or their invention idea.

Also, those in need on web design help could visit this studio for advice or technical support. Just a thought about the potential to make our city a better, more inclusive place for all.

Thank you for your consideration and please visit my site: www.riker17.com or contact me on Twitter and Instagram @Riker17

Will J. Robertson
Dos Palos, CA

This is a letter I attempted to submit via email to my local paper, but the email address is no longer in service. So, I am posting it here and I will snail mail it in to the office later today.

Qualified Assistant

Over the next several weeks, and beyond, I will lay out what I am seeking in a person wishing to be my qualified assistant.

First off, most important trait is honesty. That should go without saying, but I say it so it is clear from the beginning.

Also, patience is near the top. I can be sometimes difficult, though that is not my intention. I humbly apologize in advance if I inadvertently offend.

More info to follow soon. Be sure to bookmark this site.