For all time QA

I am still seeking a qualified assistant to join me on life’s adventures. You will be expected to assist in nearly all my endeavours and learning new things is a must. Traveling and lounging at exotic locations will occur and your passport will be stamped frequently. If interested, please email or tweet me, follow me on Facebook, or Instagram a picture. This is a thrill of a lifetime!

Long post? Not me

If you want a long post, you will need to look somewhere else. I keep my posts short. I see, I have, no need to write long essays. I hate long, drawn-out essays about nothing special. I am not a professional writer. I am a nobody with a WordPress account. 

Read my words. Answer my questions, if I have any. Just do not ignore me. 

The reason my posts are short: I get bored easily. I am ADD. I am OCD. I am not easily offended, though. Say what you will. I do not care. 

Please read and understand. Can you help me? I would like to create a crowdfunding campaign for one or more of my ideas. I need a team to make this happen. Would you like to join my team?